Big Brother is coming

Big Brother is coming...

Big brother is the bread winner of the family. He stays in Pardes. He decided to visit his family back home. His folks are all prepared for his visit. They want to make his trip home very special.

The sun has been given a deal to make the day sunny on the eve of big brothers visit.

The hump on the way to home, which normally breaks the back bone of the folks travelling in that way, has given clear order to reduce its elevation by itself. Folks, don’t want the hump to break the backbone of the backbone of the family.

The naked thinking man (to be exact the statue of thinking man), who is sitting in the veranda in thinking pose staring at his Laptop, Who depicts more of life of a software professional hit by recession (Glued to Laptop even if nothing to wear), has been given bath along with his laptop. He complains that it’s only the rainy season where he used to take bath. And he feels terribly bad since being a guy; it’s not nice to take bath at unnecessary intervals.

He is given order that when the big brother comes, he must not move. He must stay in the thinking pose no matter how much he is bored of his job.

There are flower dancers hired for the day. They are given orders to remain always in the bloomed position and not to bend under the luminous day.

The fountain which looks more like a fire extinguisher which runs whenever there is water, placed near to the naked man, has been instructed that it should keep its energy at high level. Also the lights surrounding the fountain which illuminate the fountain in different color at night are given order to illuminate the water in different color under the sunlight. It’s a very big challenge.

The aquarium in the home is neatly cleaned. They polished all the stones in the aquarium, and hence now the black stones look white.

The fishes in the aquarium have been given oil bath.

An orange colored, color aware fish complains, “Hum logonko pakad pakad ke dhoya hai saab. Humari itni buri haalath ki hai ki, mein red color kit hi, ab orange dikh rahi hoon.”

Whenever anyone goes near to the aquarium, normally fishes will come together drooling, expecting they will be fed food. Hence a big sign is put, not to feed the fish. Also the fishes were given order not to drool, and come together whenever someone comes near to the aquarium.

They were also warned not to pishaab in the aquarium till the big brother leaves, so as to keep the aquarium clean of shit and urination of fishes.

Since the big brother lives in pardes, the family is decided to read the newspaper of pardes till big brother is in home.

So there is huge wave of big brother’s visit in the family.

I remain,

The J.